Two things to smile about

So you know that joke about the worst part of raping a 4-year-old is getting the blood off your clown suit?

What's the worst part about raping the Constitution?

Getting the blood out of the Oval Office carpet.

Tee hee. Also, this from an article on a judge saying Cal (boo) can boot the Berkeley Tree sitters.

UC officials can remove all the
tree-sitters at Memorial Stadium, even if police can't identify the
protesters by name, a judge ruled Monday.

"This ruling means it's all but impossible for reasonable people to
see this protest as something benign," said UC Berkeley spokesman Dan
Mogulof. "It's an illegal and dangerous occupation of university
property."

UC officials are "evaluating" how to proceed, Mogulof said.
Tree-sitters and their supporters could not be reached for comment on
the ruling.

Alameda County Superior Court Judge Richard Keller's ruling amends his
order a month ago that gave UC police the authority to remove only
tree-sitters who were identified by name.

At the time, UC officials could identify only one of the protesters,
David Galloway, 36, because the other dozen sitters wear masks and
would not give their real names. Campus officials asked the judge to
broaden the ruling to include unnamed protesters.

"The court finds that the ends of justice would be served by modifying
the order ... to insert the phrase, 'and all other persons acting in
concert or participating with them,' " Keller wrote in his new ruling,
referring to the tree-sitters.

So what about all that crap is funny to me, you ask?

Tree sitters and their supporters could not be reached for comments.




Hee hee.