DefendGlenn.com Helps Boycott Beck

http://www.defendglenn.com/advertisers.php

Hey there, Average American! Ever feel like you wanted to lash out at an ever-more-increasingly insane media demagogue, but you can't be bothered to actually throw bricks through their window? Well, then have I got a concept for you - BOYCOTTS!

Yes, fresh, crisp BOYCOTTS are the time-honored American way of making something literally worthless. And for the lazy among you, relax! You don't even have to do anything! In fact, all you have to do is NOT do something! Just don't buy things. That's all. If you don't buy things then people don't make money and if people don't make money they get angry.

But imagine this: you want to boycott advertisers for a particular television show. Let's say that show features Glenn Beck. It's all well and good to say that you want Glenn Beck off the air, or locked away in a facility for his own protection, or hurled into the sun as Superman did to all Earth's nuclear weapons. However, you can't be bothered to go through the effort of finding out who those advertisers are.

I mean, it's getting harder and harder to find Glenn Beck's advertisers. He's not losing them of course, they're just getting sneakier. But did you know that even the cash-strapped U.S. Postal Service pays to advertise with Beck? Taxpayer dollars couldn't be better spent if we wrapped them around cardboard rolls and hung them in bathrooms.


But don't worry your pretty little head about it, Average American, because the good people at DEFENDGLENN.COM are here to help. Not only are they happy to provide you with a list of the remaining Beck advertisers, but they even provide a list of advertisers wise enough to jump ship in order to expedite the process of thanking them all individually!

http://www.defendglenn.com/advertisers.php

Remaining Advertisers:

PRODUCT/PARENT/PHONE
60 Plus / 60 Plus / 703-807-2070
AARP / AARP / 888-687-2277
ADT Security / Tyco, Inc. / 561-988-3619
Apple / Apple / 408-974-2042
Avodart / Glaxo Smith Kline / 888-825-5249
Brita Filter / Brita LP / 1-800-24-BRITA
Broadview Security / Broadview Security / 972-871-3500
Clorox / The Clorox Company / 510-271-7000
Ditech / Ditech / 800-234-0884
Forex.com / GAIN Capital Group / 877-367-3946
Golden Corral / Golden Corral / 919-781-9310
HSBC Life Insurance / HSBC Bank USA / 212-525-3800
Lunesta / Sepracor / 508-481-6700
Lysol / Reckitt Benckiser / 800-333-3899
Mercedes-Benz / Mercedes-Benz / 800-367-6372
Metastock / Equis / 877-386-3763
Nexium / AstraZeneca Pharmaceuticals LP / 800-456-3669
Pacificare / United Healthcare / 714-226-3530
Pep Boys / Pep Boys / 215-430-9095
Rapid Bath / Jarden Corporation / 877-786-4358
Red Lobster / Darden Restaurants / 407-245-4391
Scottrade / Scottrade / 800-619-7283
Super 8 Motels / Wyndham Worldwide / 973-753-8142
Superior Gold Group / Superior Gold Group / 818-264-0133
The Wall Street Journal Online / Wall Street Journal / 212-416-2000
United Healthcare / United Healthcare / 860-702-5795
UPS / UPS / 800-742-5877
USPS / USPS / 888-367-8777

DEAR, DEPARTED ADVERTISERS:
Sargento Cheese
GEICO
Progressive Insurance
State Farm
Men's Wearhouse
S.C. Johnson
Procter & Gamble
Lawyers.com
Radio Shack
(Please NOT magicJack - good people
You can buy it at RiteAid instead)
Healthy Choice (ConAgra)
Ally Bank
Plavix (Sanofi-Aventis)
Travelocity