Yet Another OC Republican Dick

Larry Dick, CEO of the La Salle Group and a member of the board of directors of the toll-road-loving OC Taxpayers' Association, is running for Assemblyman. Though according to the campaign's website's news page, no one seems to have reported this. No news outlets, anyway. Fleischreport has. No surprise, considering the number of Jon Fleischman's personal friends who are big fans of Dick.

From a campaign press release:

The Sixty [sic] Assembly District is currently held by Bob Huff who is running for State Senate. AD 60 consists of three counties: Orange, Los Angeles and San Bernardino.

Hot damn, but that's one big district. That's what she said...

A bit too low-brow for you? Wait, there's more. There's so much more.

Larry Dick for Assembly, Mr. Dick's campaign website, lists endorsements from local congressmen like prostitute-friendly Ken Calvert (R-Flaccid Penis-Shaped District), John Campbell (R-Bush's Boots and Ass), and of course Surfin' Dana Rohrabacher (R-Kitsch Bar). There's State Senator Dick (see?) Ackerman, Mimi Walters, OC Supervisor Pat Bates ... wait a minute ... some of these names appear multiple times. A lot of them do. It creates the illusion that there are more Republican Dick supporters than there actually are. Oh, I see, they list the sames SEPARATELY for SEPARATE civic duties one has. Or HAD. Even Ken Ryan, former mayor of Yorba Linda, is on there. There are also local civic leaders, like Dr. Jo Ellen Allen and Dale Dykema.

All of these Republicans have been united together, under a single throbbing desire. Yes, everyone on that list just can't wait to see Assemblyman Dick. They're excited by Assemblyman Dick. They're behind Assemblyman Dick. And most importantly, they're willing to help prop Dick up in whatever manner necessary to secure victory come November.

The OC Republican Party - Political Cialis. If your steadfast Conservative edifice begins to crumble or lasts longer than four decades, contact your doctor immediately.