Go For Papa Palpatine

From CNN:

WASHINGTON (CNN) — Even Vice President Dick Cheney is dressing up for Halloween — according to President Bush.

Speaking before a Grocery Manufacturers Association gathering Wednesday, Bush suggested his No. 2 is going as "Star Wars" nemesis Darth Vader this year — even though he's not wearing a costume.

"This morning I was with the vice president," Bush joked. "I was asking him what costume he was planning. He said, 'Well I'm already wearing it,' and then he mumbled something about the dark side of the force."

Okay, Darth Vader is just fucked. I'm sorry, but that's the dumbest possible Cheney reference I can think of. Let me make it clear to these numbskulls: Cheney is not Vader. He is PALPATINE.
Think about it. Palpatine was a senator who ended up taking power after the previous leader was deemed incompetent. Then, through pawns who blindly obey his bidding, he exerted control over the entire empire with an iron fist.

Bush as an incompetent leader. If anything happens to him, Cheney takes power. We privatize the military (Halliburton Army, Ray Ban Air Force, Speedo Marine Corps, etc.), Cheney declares war on Iran, Russia gets involved, and we start off this century like we did the last. Good times.

Happy Halloween, y'all. I know I'm scared.