Our fearless decider covers r.e.m.'s End of the World

I think I'm funny

Workin in the law library.
Earnin apprenticeship hours.
Typin one-handed.
Readin a brand-spankin-new ALR 6th - Vol. 26 with the other hand.
How do I stay entertained?
Aside from readin American Law Reports?
Well...
The vendin machine is broken.
So I put a sticky-note over the dollar-bill orifice that reads:
IN CONTEMPT
I love law school.